Bijou is a danger to all fabric.
Keep her away from the curtains, or they'll become fancy dresses too!
Heck, keep her away from rugs, napkins, ...underwear...
NOTHING IS SAFE
You KNOW Bijou would rock the drapes.
Oh you KNOW it!
Bijou just slowly shriveling under this man's smug-ass gaze
- fetal position intensifies -
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