What? Pft, no, he wouldn't ever hide a pepper shaker behind his back... It's a salt shaker.
Big Bad: "Hello lamb."
Bijou: "....I've changed my mind. Please leave."
Bijou: If you're going to eat me, get on with it.
Bigby: I intend to.
Bijou: Just...get it over with quickly.
Bigby: I prefer to take my time.
Bijou: ...We're not talking about the same thing, are we?
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