In which Bijou tries, with questionable success, to keep up the tough-girl act.
YEAAHH YOU TELL 'EM, I'm sure Bad hasn't heard this literal exact same spiel dozens of times :')
Is she falsely imprisoned? Yes of course!
But is it technically kidnapping when she came to this place on her own accord!?
As much as I see her point, I don't think Wolf took kindly to people treating his property like a playground for dares or trespassing. Respect is a too way street.
You are spot on, friend.
Big Bad, in an old man voice:
"Get off my lawn you darn kids!"
Kidnapped? She walked into the lion's den.
Bad Wolf won't go easy, I say he might put her to the test or something.
Lol, well put. She's going to be a bit more of a hassle than originally expected
In a world where animals are sentient beings, I highly doubt that there's a meat isle at the local grocery store.
Meat aisle at the grocery store? Probably not.
Island of meat? Possibly.
You got me.
Although, for the record, I'm a non-native speaker.
Fair enough. My point was that my original post was a joke. I don't really think grocery stores are an option here. :)
"I have no intention to be-"
Lol that's just too sweet ;D
Because normally, prey animals do have that intention right xDDD
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